Where I work, there’s a posse of old men that come in every day (I mean, they’re like clockwork… every day) and sit in the front corner by the windows. Not a big deal in and of itself… pretty harmless. Just a bunch of old friends having breakfast together every day. Not so.
This is an open letter to any and all guys that stumble across this. When you (inadvertently) get old and find yourself with nothing really interesting to occupy your time, do not go into your local eating establishment just to sit there for three hours every day and ogle every girl that comes in the front door. Seriously. I’m sure you’ll be able to find better and more productive things to do besides hitting on random girls that are young enough to be your great-grandchildren. Find a hobby to occupy you in your old age. The girls of tomorrow will thank you.
