Eaten Alive!
Thursday, July 5th, 2007Made the mistake of going with my family to see fireworks last night. Actually, that wasn’t the mistake. The mistake was lying on a blanket… in the grass… at sundown… and I completely forgot to get Off or some kind of bug spray.
Seriously, I’m not exaggerating. I got eaten alive.
My arms have so many bites on them that they’re swollen. Like… let me look at my left arm. I can count… about twenty seven bites, just on my forearm. There’s a couple of spots on my back that they went right through my shirt, they went up my jeans so I’ve got bites all around my ankles, and there’s a couple of spots where there’s about fifteen bites in one little one-inch area.
I itch like crazy. I’m going to go bathe in benadryl now. Thank you.

