I almost got skunked.
Sunday, March 18th, 2007No, really, I did. I was running late for work today, because I hadn’t reset my alarm and it went off an hour late. I then had about fifteen minutes to get up, go to the bathroom, get dressed, get myself presentable, and walk to work in another ten. Oh, and I had promised my boss that I’d bring her some lemonade (apparently I make it better than she does), so I’ve got to run back in the house, put the gallon jug in a bag, and then walk to work. I’ve got my iPod, and I’m in a rush.
I was about five feet away from him when I looked down and saw him… this angry looking, poofy, tail-straight-up skunk. Five feet in front of me. On my side of the road.
Whoa! I crossed the road fast… didn’t even look to see if a car was coming (thankfully, there wasn’t, or I’d have more problems on my hands than an angry skunk!). He kind of kept bristled and watched me walk by (by this time I had not only crossed the road but gone off the road into the trees… just trying to get away from him), and then when I was a safe distance away, he disappeared into a culvert and was gone.
Actually the whole walk to work today was weird. About fifteen feet down the road, I was calmed back down enough that I was back to enjoying the music. I glanced up at a branch that was right next to the road, higher than my head… and I see this owl, just sitting there. He was huge! I mean, he was probably a foot and a half, just sitting there in this tree.
To top it all off, there were these five, brown, yappy chihuahua puppies or something in the next front yard… jumping around and making general pests of themselves. All of this in one block. By the end of the block I was wondering what Disney movie I had walked in to. It was just… odd.
Edit: I walked the same way home today after work, and I’ve got an update. The gigantic owl? It was a statue. In a tree.
It looks a lot bigger in the dark, too.

