Archive for February 5th, 2007

I’m not looking, seriously!

Monday, February 5th, 2007

My boss keeps telling me that she’s hiring all of these guys for my sake. Seriously, out of the teenagers, we were averaging about five girls to one (maybe two) guys… and all women, of course, no men. Now, we’ve hired like four guys within a week, and that’s saying something. And now my boss is telling me that she’s hiring them because “I need a man.”

Um, ’scuse me? No I don’t. Really. I’ve lived almost twenty years of my life without a significant other, and I’ve done just fine, and I don’t plan on changing my outlook anytime soon.

Not all girls need guys to make them complete. Seriously.